Hello lovely people of the internet!
So, I am writing this post literally just having finished Empire of Storms and I think I am in shock. I wanted to write this straight away so that maybe I could make sense of all the thoughts that are swirling around in my head, but I don’t think that’s going to happen because all my thoughts have sort of gone into this weird-comatose- book hangover frenzy, so instead I’m just going to give you all my completely fangirl infused ‘can’t quite cope but I’m trying anyway’ thoughts, since they’re the only ones I can muster.
(I will at a later date probably post a spoilery post and maybe a review that makes more sense but for the moment I figure anyone reading this speaks fangirl right?) (Also I actually wrote this whole post a couple of weeks ago but forgot to post it so here it is now!)
-Don’t read this book!!!!! Wait until the day before book 6 comes out so that you can read it and find out what happens next and not have to deal with a year of heartbreak and spiraling into crazy fangirl mode.
-If you do read it though you are brave and a warrior fit for the court of Terrasen
-But seriously, apart from the heartbreak and the awful cliffhanger (Sarah has a knack for those) this book is FAN-FRIGGIN-TASTIC!!!!! Seriously, it’s amazing and I love it to pieces and Sarah’s writing just keeps getting better and better.
-This book is a monster but every page is amazing so it can be forgiven for weighing the same as an army of Valg.
-SO. MANY. PLOT TWISTS!!!!!
-Rowaelin guys. Just… Rowaelin. So many moments.
-SHIP ALL THE SHIPS!!!!!!
-The whole gang is just there, and being badass, and together and just…YAY!!! *Does happy dance because they are all with each other to make sarcastic comments and fight side by side*
-Elide is such a badass, why did I not think that in the last book?
-I want turquoise eyes with a gold rim around the core!!!
-Why does Abraxos just remind me of Toothless from How to Train Your Dragon more and more each second?
-Laughs at all the men because they have no hope in hell of having an opinion when there are so many independent women in the group.
-So many amazing magically battle scenes!
-All the lose threads are coming together!!!!!
-I feel like a whole other inner circle has been formed.
-If you haven’t read Assassin’s Blade you have to because so many things come back from the novellas that you need to know.
-I CAN’T DO THE WORDS OR THE THOUGHTS OR THE COPING!
-BTW none of these thoughts are in order of the book at all they are just randomly coming out of me like word vomit that I can’t control
-Starts reading slower and slower so it doesn’t end
-Counts the days till next book when it does end.
-Cries in corner using the pages as tissues when realizing how long the wait will be for book 6.
-Wants to buy several puppies or maybe babies so I can name them all after my favorite characters.
-Lysandra is just a queen and needs to have a crest that changes as well, depending on what she is shifting into.
-Aelin you sneaky little thing you.
-Laughs at Manon trying to not feel anything when she is failing miserably.
-Dies a dramatic death so maybe I can rattle the stars and have the next book in my hands.
-I.Am.Dead. I’m Alive. But I’m dead.
-Curses the people that thought having multiple books in a series was a good idea. Can’t we just have all six books combined into one big book the size of the bible so we don’t have to wait every year???
-Senses book hangover of the year coming on.
-Goes onto pinterest and finds all the fan art and quote art.
-Why are these books so torturously perfect? WHY????!!!!
-Aelin, I love you and you are my role model.
-Sobs and sobs because of the thing that happens that tears at my heart.
-Hates the evil person I should probably hate less than the other person but I can’t because this one is actually eviler.
Okay, I think I’ve got it out of my system. For now…
Have you read Empire of Storms? Let me know so we can fangirl!!!!